"Mr. Pussy" Part III (feat. Tips on how to become a Mr. Pussy)
Interviewer: Samia B.
Interviewee: “Mr. Pussy”
Age: 45+
Why did we interview him: He has a different view on sex, specifically oral sex that you probably haven’t heard before.
SE: Why are you not offended by Black women getting revenge on your face (In reference to the comment that its like pussy eating reparations)
Mr. P: Because they are not really trying to hurt me and it's all in good fun. But the truth is, I probably have a slight sub predisposition. Call it sub-lite. I love eating a woman who knows exactly what she likes! And isn't afraid to demand it. A woman who is completely sexually selfish, self-centered and will take what she wants. What's not to like about that?
Just yesterday morning I met with one of my on-demand regulars who wanted her pussy eaten. It had been awhile and when she came over I was ready to start out as we normally do with her laying on her back and me starting off slowly licking and sucking her pussy and clit. She usually likes a slow build-up and edging. But yesterday she said, "Get on your back! I wanna ride your face!" I did as said and she smothered and ground her pussy in my face for the next 20 minutes until she had a thundering orgasm! She didn't care whether I could breathe or not! Lol. She just went in until she was satisfied. It was amazing!
Why would I be offended when given such a gift?
SE: What tips can you give the average man on becoming ‘Mr. Pussy’ such as yourself?
Mr. P:
PART1:
If a man truly wants to be "Mr. Pussy", here's what must be different, the "normal" understanding of oral sex is as foreplay leading up to the main event. To be open to giving a woman the sexual pleasure she deserves, its important to change the paradigm to one in which oral pleasure becomes the main event itself!!! Where the goal is to use a talented, knowing & tireless tongue to take her to orgasm after orgasm after orgasm. For HOURS, if that's what it takes! When you treat oral pleasure as The Main Event, the experience takes on a COMPLETELY different quality! For BOTH of you! First of all, when she knows you are there ONLY as an instrument of her pleasure, you can assure her that its ok for her to become TOTALLY selfish in search of her OWN pleasure-- that next explosive orgasm. She must be convinced she can put away ANY thought of what she has to do for you & your pleasure! It becomes ALL about HER! And that she should have a green light to keep cumming & cumming & cumming until she thinks she's had enough.
But here's a news flash! That point where she thinks she’s had enough? It also happens to be exactly the point where that one HUGE earthshattering orgasm of a lifetime lies buried beyond what she thinks are her limits of pleasure.
It is THEN that she discovers she has a partner who is willing to help her reveal pleasure as she never imagined it could be! And that this is your single-minded goal! Because sharing that experience even between strangers is indescribable! Now, let's face it. Most guys aren't built like this LOL. For most guys, obviously, sex is the main course. But here's a spoiler alert. Guys, if you can give her this one thing, she will give you what you want eventually too. And with more conviction and dedication than you ever imagine. Now for me, truly, getting to sex is not part of my agenda. I sincerely love giving oral pleasure, treating it as a main event. But even if you don't have to have this agenda, you DO have to set the conditions to allow her to be totally selfish and to not worry about pleasuring you. If only for this one thing, if you can do this, it can be transformative. Even sexually surreal & liberating in the most pleasurable sense! It does take a special woman who can let go of her need to please. One who thinks of sex & oral sex especially in terms of its possibilities! And who is willing to be TOTALLY selfish! It may take a few tries to get her there. Old habits and messages die-hard, but if both of you can get to the proper frame of mind, you will achieve pleasure you never knew existed.
PART2:
If all there was to good pussy eating was technique, then a machine could do it. A vibrator has good technique. The skill it takes to eat pussy with a sensual, erotic sensibility takes more than technique. It's like Soul. You either have it or you don't.
Here's what I replied to a woman once who asked me to describe how I would eat her pussy, "We'd meet. We walk to your bedroom. IN TOTAL SILENCE, if you'd like. :-). You'd lay back and I'd kneel down before you. You open your legs tentatively to receive soft warm kisses on you silky, sweet mocha thighs. I work my kisses closer & closer to your sweet hot pussy, burning with desire! You greet them by opening wider, inviting my kisses into your dark wet warmth. Finally, I plant my hungry lips firmly onto yours in a deep passionate French kiss, my tongue probing the well source of your precious juices, thrusting deeply and hungrily into its canal! I move my lips up to envelope your pearl of pleasure, as my tongue unveils it from its hood. My lips hold your clit gently as my tongue caresses it teasingly and licks & then very gradually in response to your moans & your sighs and the changing rhythm of your breathing my knowing tongue flicks your tender clit faster & faster & even faster until you're thrusting your hips upward, forcing your pussy into my face! Soon you grab for the back of my head wildly and force my mouth and tongue harder into your hungry pussy, grinding it into my face uncontrollably! Until finally, you EXPLODE in ecstasy, breathless, screaming thru unimaginable pleasure! Exhausted! Spent! Melted....
And then.... We start all over again... and AGAIN... and AGAIN!!! ... Until you've enter a new dimension of sheer joy. A place you never dared to imagine before...”
Gentlemen.
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